she is definitely Snakes

zodiac queens

thiccbitch:

aries: passionate, Real, and assertive queen who won’t take ur shit
taurus: mad chill queen who is probably joking on u right now bc they love you
gemini: fun and sociable queen who knows everything and parties a lot
cancer: sweet queen who reminds u of ur mom and cries during every movie
leo: The Queen who is generous, animated, and loves to be loved
virgo: angelic queen who is in charge and radiates idyllic vibes; beyonce
libra: not a queen but the goddess aphrodite; probably likes art and does perfect winged eyeliner 
scorpio: dark yet kind queen who’s always feelin some type of way; likes ghosts
sagittarius: philosophical and free-spirited queen; probably a fairy or something else that doesn’t like rules
capricorn: narcissistic Queen of Everything who werks hard and plays harder
aquarius: idealistic and unique queen who talks about world issues at parties
pisces: dreamy and ethereal queen who is probably sleeping rn as a means to rebel

willgardnr:

"I just… I wanted to do something different."
"What, farming?"

the other night i hocked back a truly heroic amount of pumpkin ale given that i do not like beer and i mostly did not like that but every now and again i managed to get it at the right place at the back of my throat and there it tasted like mildly annoyed pumpkin bread which was sort of delicious? HAVE I BEEN DRINKING BEER WITH THE WRONG PART OF MY MOUTH

RF