Get to know me

One. What is your middle name? Jennifer. Solely because J comes after I in the alphabet. Bless, parents.
Two. What are you passionate about? Everything I choose to touch, or why would I try?
Three. Zebra or leopard print? Leopard, all my life. Sans shame—I wear my leopard-print jacket all the time and will forever want one of those ridiculous Kate-Moss-y coats.
Four. Do you have any fears? Being dull.
Five. Silver or gold? Silver jewelry, gold [assorted flash clothing/shoes]
Six. Top three places to visit. Future tense? Russia, India, Rome
Seven. How many siblings do you have? None. (God, I’m such an only child. All your behavioural clichés are belong to me.)
Eight. Where are you from? Massachusetts. The WASPiest.
Nine. First career you wanted as a child. Egyptologist, I think.
Ten. What’s your sign? Capricorn, which is so inaccurate it deeply annoys me—I loooooooove silly personality tests, I’d talk about it all the time if it sounded like me!
Eleven. Future names of your children. Let’s just think about the idea of me as a mum for a second. Let’s laugh and move on.
Twelve. Do you have any pets? Not any more. (Previously, cats.)
Thirteen. What are you listening to right now? “Trophy Wife” - The National
Fourteen. Do you believe in fate/destiny? Make your own.
Fifteen. What are your career goals? Published author, ideally; actually thinking about my potential practical career is a tailspin of academia v. diplomacy v. who the fuck knows, but so long as I don’t end up a mafia wife in Russia I think I’ll be happy.
Sixteen. What is your favorite color? Scarlet. Anything on the red spectrum is good by me, but I like the RED (AND TERRIBLE AND) RED kinds best.
Seventeen. What is your favorite flower? Stargazer lilies
Eighteen. What was the first concert/show you attended? Stephen Malkmus, inexplicably.
Nineteen. Something you are working on right now. Finagling ~the fairytale mess~ into having a plot, damn.
Twenty. Have you ever had a near-death experience? Nah.
Twenty-one. Are you a procrastinator or do you get things done early? Procrastinator, fucking hell.
Twenty-two. Left or right handed? right! bo-ring.
Twenty-three. TV Shows you watch regularly. Currently keeping up with Pan Am, Revenge, and, humiliatingly, Once Upon a Time.
Twenty-four. Where do you work? unemployed, soz.
Twenty-five. Halloween costume idea for this year? SNOWED IN GODDAMMIT
Twenty-six. What is your relationship status? Not a Relationship™, but today I had a moment where I was like “damn I want to make out with someone” and it hit me that I HAVE A PERSON WITH WHOM I CAN MAKE OUT, ETC. and that is all I can ask from life.
Twenty-seven. Last movie you just watched. Uh, Bring It On. For the first time, actually! Was I supposed to extrapolate THREESOMES with incest on one side and lesbians on the other, because uh, I did.
Twenty-eight. Your best friend’s name. Victoria (Vermont hippie hipster snob DARLING)
Twenty-nine. A song that’s been stuck in your head. All of Mirah’s fucking songs about apples, for Reasons.
Thirty. A book you want to read/have recently read. Currently in the middle of 1Q84, WHY ARE YOU TOO HUGE TO CARRY AROUND, IT REALLY PUTS A SPOKE IN YOUR GETTING FINISHED.