There once lived a redheaded man who had no eyes and no ears. He also had no hair, so he was called a redhead only figuratively.
He couldn’t speak, as he had no mouth. He also lacked a nose.
He even lacked arms and legs. And he had no stomach, and he had no back, and no spine, and he had no kind of innards at all. He had nothing! So it’s unclear what we’re talking about.
In fact, it’s better that we say nothing more about him.
Daniil Kharms, Incidences