"Myself, I came to the House of the Beast
No longer a girl, knowing my own mind,
My own gold stashed in the bank,
My own black horse at the gates
Ready to carry me off at one wrong word,
One false move, one dirty look.
But the Beast fell to his knee’s at the door
To kiss my glove with his mongrel lips – good –
Showed by the tears in his bloodshot eyes
That he knew he was blessed – better –
Didn’t try to conceal his erection,
Size of a mule’s – best. And the Beast
Watched me open, decant and quaff
A bottle of Château Margaux ’54,
The year of my birth, before he lifted a paw.
I’ll tell you more. Stripped of his muslin shirt
And his corduroys, he steamed in his pelt,
Ugly as sin. He had the grunts, the groans, the yelps,
The breath of a goat. I had the language, girls.
The lady says Do this. Harder. The lady says
Do that. Faster. The lady says That’s not where I meant.
At last it all made sense." — “Mrs. Beast”, Carol Ann Duffy
#ob #fucking #sessed #poetry #carol ann duffy #and the last line of the poem i JUST—
A not that coherent feelingspiral about how terribly written Gaius Baltar’s entire s4 plot is; aka: FUCK THIS CULT SHIT.
I’ve never seen such a blatant instance of losing the plot as s4 Gaius—it’s like they forgot about what the point of Gaius was and tried to cobble together a character thesis out of confused hindsight. It’s killing me because he had such a clear, consistent place before, and every now and again I can see it in glimpses amidst the yards of stupid cult bullshit; at least once every episode, there’s a moment of you! you! I see you, I see the point of you, have they remembered the point of you?—and then, no, no, it blinks away into another fucking miracle, another fucking weirdly sincere Jesus tableau, another fundamental fucking misread of THE ENTIRE POINT OF GAIUS BALTAR.
#i have so many feelings #they #are #all #angry #bsg #objectively failed attempts at humaning #i think i didn't realize how intensely attached to gaius as an individual character construct i was until they FUCKED HIM UP #like we all know my caprica feelings and my six feels at large—but i can't feel things in half measures #so loving this ship like i do means being very fucking thoughtful regarding this idiot #AND THIS SHOW IS BEING #FUCKING #STUPID #how do you coherency #whatever i could just keysmash for a thousand words and it would be more coherent than s4 at large #stupid fucking waste of my life season #ugh #ugh #ugh
(Source: lastonesleft)
#tricia helfer exists #tricia helfer has a face #it's rude #to everyone #oh and james callis's occasional one-second disarming smile in the midst of total existential overload: also inconsiderate #also #mother #fucking #makeouts #bsg #morally? practically. #so i am reading jacob's twop recaps of my faves and i am feeling a lot #i know i know but shut up i enjoy that dude so much
And you, Huntsman, you are most certainly a wolf.
#GOOD #FUCKING #GIFSET #ouat #her hand on his back #the stupid silver pillow on the floor #the way the queen moves around him and takes up space #the deliberateness of her words #his bemusement #''we are wolves'' she says ''and you've never met a wolf like me before'' #queen and huntsman #i'm a mess
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fuckreality.tumblr.com
(for some reason “fuck reality, baby, let’s go save the universe” will always and forever be the most insufferable thing anyone has ever said)
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stubbornstools.tumblr.com
tbh.
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generic fanart but I don’t care she’s the best!!!!!!!!
TG: and i took them
TG: jacked them right offa that intraweb telematrice
TG: then applied lipstick
TG: femme fatale style
…I do not even have to explain how instantly she was my favorite, do I.
(via gematriya)
#femme fatale style #i #am #just #that #fucking #easy. #homestuck
(via villainesses)
#you had ONE SHIP #one ship comprised of perfect body language (look at him sauntering into the room and how much easy space he takes up) and theatre (it's an inevitability) and glorious egotistical gall (the ridiculous self-confidence of two people constantly casting themselves as the stars and the minute they met deciding that they had met someone worthy of costarring) #one #fucking #ship #comprised of everything this show was actually good at doing #and then they did it badly because it was glee and doesn't understand its own life #st. berry: actually everything that i have ever loved about the show in one place and raised to the power of itself #that's it #that's all #that's everything
hopesichord | stockardchanning | bijou156:
Screen-shot from OK-tv exclusive on Downton Abbey series 2. Link courtsey claireire. COPYRIGHTS RESERVED.
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Plan for tomorrow:
I am going to sit down and write, and finish, the most ridiculous, gratuitous Lannister modern!AU the world has never needed.
let the less-loving one be me
ASK & SUBMIT & INTRO & LJ
queens and huntsmen, physicality stanning, theater feelings, hilarious myopia, nonstop verbosity, delusions of grandeur. fictional moral compass not found.
