"Hey, you...guy. The dames, eh? Yeah, the dames. Stupid dames. You having any luck with the horses? No, the horses are all...idiots. You know, between the dames and the horses, sometimes I don't even know why I put my hat on."
That's how people talk in bars, isn't it?
hahahahahahahaha jokes; literally none. i’m so sorry that all you can do is read it, talk to people who care (read: me.), and wait for productions to come to you (AND 3/4 OF ALL MEASURE FOR MEASURE PRODUCTIONS ARE TERRIBLE), but that’s…literally it. the one and only thing you might be able to find is from a timewhen the bbc decided to do all the shakespeares and it’s perfunctory and also terrible! don’t watch that! it ends happily! (spoiler alert: the play…really does not.)